In 2022 there was a Facebook post “Everyone has a story about sh*tting their pants. Don’t let them lie to you.”
I reposted it with the caption “People who deny it have a really good story. The comments that were posted did not disappoint. Here are some of those comments….
JJ- Disneyland… 2015…Drop Zone ride. I had to go buy a $120 velour sweatpants suit because that was the only thing in my size at that dang park!
HL- I had eaten Taco Bell and a huge bowl of chili. I was 21 and dumb so I thought nothing of it and was off to go shopping. I made it a few blocks when the sweat chills hit. My sister lived close, so I tried making it up to her apartment when the devil had me by the guts and I exploded by her front door. When her bf came home, he was piiiiiissed and thought someone who hated him did it. I kept the truth to myself.
MC-I feel you on those sweat chills. It’s like the Grip and there is not enough sphincter tone to pep talk your way through it. I was sitting in the car waiting for my husband at the time to come out of the store. We lived ten minutes away and I buzzed it home. I was white knuckling it on the steering wheel and running through every stop sign. Luckily, I made it just before the hot lava hit my underwear because there was no way of holding that flood gate back. I was maxed out on my butthole control lives
DB- All I am gonna say is really bad food poisoning on our camping trip
JC-Not to say too much…. But I’ve heard your stories lol!!
DB-This was last year and was literally the WORST food poisoning I had ever had (thanks honey) But I’m pretty sure you’re referring to running mishap- I apparently shit my pants a lot LOL
BD- Early 2000’s. Genos sports bar. Beer and hot wings. Very loud. Thought I could sneak out a fart. Miscalculated greatly. Watched the rest of the game commando. Underwear didn’t make the trip home.
MC- Many turtle heads and touching cloth stories, but never sharded stories. Not since I was in diapers.
AD- Anonymous
Anonymous- OK these comments are totally worth the shameful tag
AD- When I was about 7, I was staying in the guest room at my grandma’s house. I wasn’t feeling very well. Well at some point during the night I shit the bed. I took a shower, then went to sleep on the couch. You think that would have been the end of this story. You would be wrong. I shit myself again, another shower and finally it was over.
AD- Second story. I was at Bills Drugs, now CVS, with my mom. I don’t remember what I was looking at, what I do remember is I trusted a fart I shouldn’t have.
AD- There have also been multiple times where I’ve imitated Cheech in “Up in Smoke,” where after he eats the burrito he keeps saying “Butt cheeks just stay together.” That’s my chant while I’m trying to make it to the bathroom. This is what happens when you have GI issues. LOL
DB- trust me, I’m there with you!
AD- At least we can laugh about it
BD- Shit happens
BH- in deed
ND- Diarrhea waits for no one!
GG- I’ve done it on a job site. And as I was trying to wipe my pants off in the porta potty to make things worse the flies came in to check it out. To my dismay the shit wasn’t gonna come off well, and I was being bombarded by flies…. So, I had to go home rather than stink all day.
Hopefully you got a good laugh from this blog and feel free to add your story to this post.
The-Sassy-Mama 